Thursday is FREE ass Shipping Day!!!

For any of you who have yet to get all their Christmas shopping done, over 700 online stores are offering FREE bitch ass* shipping on Thursday Dec. 17th (tomrrow!!!) with delivery confirmed by Christmas Eve. If only I had procrastinated a little more I would be fully using these services....

Check out participating retailers Free Shipping Day

Thanks recession, you did it again!

*added for dramatic purposes...by no means are these companies claiming to be bitch asses

Santa's face not covered as I don't want to make it on the NAUGHTY list because he thinks I think he's a cheap ass bitch...mama needs some new socks...I mean camera...I mean trip to anywhere...
Also picture is from the cheap ass archives of my life.

xo,
Purple Monkey Bandit