Happy Turkey Day!

Happy Thanksgiving cheap ass bitches! I hope you bought a turkey with a coupon and two for one pie crusts, the cheap ass way. I bought all my ingredients for my side dish at Costco, of course I now am making potato gratin for an army, but thats beside the point.

We had a giant family bowling game last night. I lost. But I didn't come in last...The Mission Madre beat us all at 8 months pregnant! Now I know I will never beat that girl at bowling, I think the belly works as a counter weight to send the ball rolling faster down the lanes...thanks physics!